And I’m not talking canned meat

06 March 2010 | Computers

Since moving over from Caringbridge, and then Blogger, and now to this WordPress blog, I’m suddenly the lucky recipient of spam.  Not the canned meat variety, but the comment variety.  While I don’t really remember getting much spam on the other blogs, I do here.  Quite a few, each day.  In fact, some days I get more spam comments than I do “real” comments, which is a tad bit depressing. 

Do I really need to know where to buy meds cheaper than anywhere else on the planet?  Especially viagra and cialis?  Which I’m not even sure if I spelled them correctly??

And trust me, I don’t need artificial turf on my blog.

Or where the best online gambling sites are?

Since I don’t read Russian, those comments are pretty worthless.

And I really don’t think my penis needs enlarging, but maybe that’s just me … dainty and delicate.

Most spam comments are easy to figure out, wanting me to click over to a site to buy something.  I love the WordPress feature that identifies these comments as spam and keeps them from going through ….. delete, delete, delete.  But the other day, I got one that even I don’t understand:

“The woman must bear children and the man must be tattooed”

That was all it said.  From a tattoo parlor, yes, but what is that part about the woman must bear children?  Sounds fairly primal to me.

So I’m sharing, for fun, but rest assured ….. delete.


6 Responses to And I’m not talking canned meat

  • 1 Melissa Says:

    I sometimes like to go through my deleted spam folder just to see some of the outrageous subject lines they have on them. My favorite so far? “Bomb Her Womb With Your Huge Cannon.”

  • 2 Victoria Says:

    Wow, Bomb Her Womb With Your Huge Cannon? Suddenly artificial turf just seems so….tame.

  • 3 Heather Says:

    Kritie
    I’ve been a long follower of your blogs for a very long time and Ive never commented.
    All I can say is I think YOU ROCK!!! Your blog makes me laugh so hard.

  • 4 Pam D Says:

    ewwww, Melissa! just ewwwww….

  • 5 Sharon Says:

    I’ve only been actively blogging again (had a break for a year and change) for about a month…I’m also on WordPress so I feel your pain. The best one so far, in response to a cut-and-paste trip report I did of Schlitterbahn, a water park in New Braunfels TX: “Will it be fine to use on sensitive teeth?”

  • 6 Miscellaneous From Missy Says:

    Haha! I love it when bloggers post the google entry that led someone to their site. I don’t have that feature on my blog, but oh how I wish I did!

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