1.  Sleep in until 10:30.  Which is really only 9:30.  But still, that’s pretty late.  Except it was totally not my fault because Blaine is painting our bedroom so he unplugged the one clock that we have and when I woke up this morning I knew thanks to daylight savings time that the brightness of the room could possibly be misleading so it was most likely earlier than I thought it was so I just rolled over and went back to sleep and never even heard Blaine leave for church but when he came back home he totally woke me up because the garage door opener is directly under our bedroom yeah maybe moving our bedroom upstairs to the old game room wasn’t such a brilliant move but still thank goodness for the noise because otherwise I might have slept until noon.

2.  Finally drag yourself out of bed, and have two bowls of Cocoa Krispies.  Breakfast of champions.

3.  Complain about mild, annoying headache you have had since yesterday that you still can’t get rid of.

4.  Take two more tylenol after you eat the Cocoa Krispies.

5.  Headache is getting worse.  Decide you should give the tylenol a chance to work by “resting”.

6.  Try to lay down in the den; kids are fighting.  Try to lay down in the living room; dogs keep licking you.  Try to lay down in master bedroom; Blaine is painting again.  Give up and lay down to “rest” in Kendrie’s bedroom.

7.  Wake up two hours later.

8.  Still have headache, worse than before.  Who said naps are restorative? 

9.  Take two more tylenol, sit around holding forehead in hands, complaining.

10.  Realize you are starving and eat the leftover FABulous lobster-tomato-tortellini you cooked for dinner two nights ago.  Let your children eat Oreos for lunch because there is not much tortellini left and quite frankly, you don’t feel like sharing.

11.  Realize you are still hungry so eat half a tube of Bacon Ranch Pringles.

12.  Not as good as regular Pringles, by the way.

13.  Complain you still have headache.

14.  Have the light-bulb go off when you realize that you haven’t had a soda since Friday morning.  Clearly, this is a caffeine-withdrawal headache.

15.  Drink a damn Coke.

16.  Oh my heavens cue the angel music its a miracle the headache goes away.

17.  Curse yourself that you didn’t realize that sooner.

18.  Start preparing the fixings for the grilled burgers you are making for dinner, in anticipation of a lovely family dinner. 

19.  Not until the cable guys come, because the television in the living room suddenly quit working yesterday, do you realize that you are still in your pajamas and bathrobe from this morning.  Because in between the eating and the napping and the tylenol taking, you clearly didn’t have time to get dressed today.

20.  Give up when the burgers are ready, the french fries are ready, and the veggie tray is ready and the cable guys are still here, with no idea why the television has no signal.  Let the family serve themselves and eat off their laps watching Hannah Montana in the den.  So much for quality family time around the dinner table.

21.  Laugh at Blaine when the cable guys discover that not only did he unplug the alarm clock in our bedroom when he started painting yesterday, he also unplugged some kind of cable extension box thing and that’s why the tv no longer worked.

22.  Admit exhaustion from …… well ……… from all the ……….. ok, so you haven’t actually DONE anything today, but admit exhuastion and lie on the sofa for a while.

23.  Realize headache is coming back.  Consider getting another soda, although that will most likely start some vicious headache rebound cycle from Hell and do you really want to subject yourself to that?

24.  Hell yes you do.

25.  Ask Blaine to make you a soda because you are just too tired …. what with all the napping you’ve done today.

25b.  Discuss with Blaine how this is Spring Break and you feel the need to get the kids out and do some fun activities, instead of sitting around the house for the next five days watching tv and playing on the computer.  Because clearly, today hasn’t been so productive, so perhaps a change of plans is in order.

26.  Watch the last fifteen minutes of Undercover Boss and wish you had seen the beginning.

27.  Decide its time for bed, but because you are still wearing your pajamas from last night, and not having to change shaves ten minutes off your bedtime, so you get on computer and update blog instead, with most boring list in the history of the universe, about all the things you have NOT accomplished thanks to daylight savings time.

28.  The end.