Pathetic. And old.

13 April 2010 | Misc

Kristie:  “No, I’m telling you, my ass really hurts.  I’m like an old lady gimping around …. I can’t even get in my van without backing my butt up to the seat first, then sitting down and turning to lift my legs in.  It’s pathetic.”

Blaine:  “I’m sure its not that bad.”

Kristie:  “It **IS** that bad!  And with this hacking cough, I sound like a 2-pack a day smoker.”

Blaine:  “You’ll feel better soon.”

Kristie, sadly:  “No, its time.   I’m falling apart.  Let’s face it, you should just trade me in for a newer, younger model.”

(pause)

Blaine:  “Do you remember that time a few years ago when I managed to throw my back out, and all I was doing was brushing my teeth?”

Kristie:  “yes”

Blaine:  “Well, I’d say we’re a perfect match for one another.”


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